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10/14/09 21:11:36 |
A Baptist church will hold a book burning which will include The Bible (non-KJV), works by the Pope, Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and
contemporary Christian music. Bar-b-que chicken, fried chicken and all the sides will be served
But Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings will be spared. |
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TwoBuckChuck |
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10/14/09 21:28:43 |
Nothings land a plane faster than a Bible-quoting freak who won't let other passengers use the bathroom. "The suspect kept
telling her that his blood would be on her"
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10/15/09 09:17:18 ModeCATor |
Tina Fey on being a 24 year old virgin: "I couldn't give it away." Tag is for all the guys who turned her down
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NematodeGirl |
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10/15/09 11:26:33 |
Police think it unlikely that the thieves who bundled the half-goat half-sheep creatures into a small
hatchback were professional rustlers
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ElvisWearingABraOnHisHead |
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10/15/09 19:05:47 |
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10/15/09 20:10:15 |
With Halloween coming up, here's how to make a mummified fairy. And, no, you don't just cover Richard Simmons with natron for a
few weeks (pic)
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ArkansasWonderBoy |
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10/15/09 21:42:30 |
You ever have one of those days when you and your dad get wasted, decide to burglarize a house, he leaves you passed out under a bed and
you end up getting identified by the neighbor - who just happens to be your grandfather?
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BigSkyHeidi |
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10/16/09 07:39:57 |
"Here's an idea. It's a crazy idea, I know, but hear me out: when you're
covering a news story and there are, for the moment, no new pieces of information to discuss, stop covering the story for a little while."
--About the balloon boy story. |
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ChiliDogCharlie |
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10/16/09 09:30:05 |
BigSkyHeidi wrote:More about it: http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4703592 |
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10/16/09 11:22:26 |
Why young people aren't going into engineering or computers sciences any more. It's
because of Dilbert. And not William Gibson, who basically got everything wrong
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10/16/09 14:20:48 |
Brothel offers discounts for 'green' customers who pedal to the door. "Schwinn"
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10/16/09 14:34:54 |
If you're the only person in your car when a cop pulls you over, quickly scrambling to the back seat is not going to get you out of
a ticket
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AtomicDog |
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10/17/09 10:15:19 |
Hardline Islamists in Somalia are now publically whipping women for wearing bras. "If they are found wearing a bra, they
are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts"
In that fun place you also get in trouble for movies, watching or playing soccer, and musical ringtones. And guys are whipped for not having beards. |
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10/18/09 09:43:39 |
Bear enters store, goes straight to beer cooler and grabs case of Hamm's
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10/18/09 15:27:25 |
Wine "expert" gives advice on pairings for Cap'n Crunch, Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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10/18/09 22:00:00 |
When people questioned NDSU President's lavish new house ($2M), his wife's salary of $50k/yr. for
being an "ambassador" to the U, and his salary of $438k, he resigns saying the job "Isn't as fun as it once was"
My heart aches for his plight. |
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AloysiusBear |
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10/19/09 07:52:57 |
Cops demand DNA sample from boy for throwing ketchup. You say "to⋅may⋅to," I say "disturbingly oppressive and
overreacting nanny state"
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10/19/09 11:37:46 |
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10/19/09 17:55:34 |
Children playing in woods find decomposed body on trampoline. Bonus quote from JP: "He probably just laid down and
died."
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10/19/09 20:36:17 |
Balloon boy family feels 'Under Siege'. Sheriff's department is now Out For Justice as this story proves Hard To Kill. Is
this family Above The Law, or will an Executive Decision leave them Marked For Death?
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