It takes a moron to park on top of a car, then drive away. It takes a special kind of moron to go back and park there the next
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Another Great Way to Start Your Day!
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 The RealPercyDovetonsils |
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10/30/09 10:39:27 |
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
#5942 | |||
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11/02/09 08:43:42 ModeCATor |
In an attempt to lob pumpkin for science project, university students manage to squash scoreboard, prompting one school official to ask,
"Are these kids out of their gourds?
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Sexy Limousine Liberal |
#5943 | |||
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11/02/09 10:40:08 |
Charity sets record when over 1,000 people run over four miles. Dressed as gorillas
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Sexy Limousine Liberal |
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11/02/09 10:41:40 |
Charity sets record when over 1,000 people run over four miles. Dressed as gorillas
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eViL pOp TaRt |
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11/02/09 11:33:24 ModeCATor |
Joe Jackson is the latest member to cash in on the family name, partnering
with an international soccer phenom to sell barbeque grills. The whirring sound you hear next will be the King of Pop spinning in his grave
How about Shoeless Joe as well? 
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BigSkyHeidi |
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11/02/09 15:52:12 |
Ninety-seven percent of Americans agree that it should be illegal for other people to text
while driving
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
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11/03/09 10:16:19 ModeCATor |
The story of Romeo and Juliet just doesn't have that same emotional pull when the setting is changed from the courtyards of Verona
to a rancher in Virginia
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WisconsinWitch |
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11/03/09 15:13:43 |
 Fictitious town on Googlemaps
doesn't actually exist
So my motel reservations in Argleton won't be honored? |
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Aeyprul |
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11/03/09 16:38:04 |
God forbid anyone down South actually sees a naked woman on TV. The horror. Such filth might lead to worse things... like dancing
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ChiliDogAlpha |
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11/03/09 21:08:27 |
Child obesity 'is levelling off.' So, on the Doritos Obesity Scale™, this is a Spicy Sweet Chili™ level problem, and not at all
at Cool Ranch™ levels as feared
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ElvisWearingABraOnHisHead |
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11/03/09 21:30:45 |
Headline you never thought possible: US Army apologizes to Ryan Seacrest
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EvilBranMuffin |
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11/03/09 22:50:20 |
Canadian Navy issues emergency tender demanding Tim Hortons supplier for its Halifax base to boost sailors' morale. "There
shall be no acceptable substitute"
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
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11/04/09 10:02:14 ModeCATor |
Wife found guilty of attacking her husband with a wooden pestle. He was mortarlly
wounded
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NematodeGirl |
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11/04/09 10:50:59 |
Lost original Worcestershire sauce recipe found, prompting hopes of an upgrade to
Bestershire
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eViL pOp TaRt |
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11/04/09 12:51:22 ModeCATor |
"The police however have decided not to launch a preliminary investigation as
they were unable to find anything in the law books allowing for the indictment of large birds"
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AtomicDog |
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11/04/09 17:43:18 |
Question: One in _____ funerals end with the deceased turning up alive. Answer: A
Brazilian
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Pineapple Willie |
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11/04/09 20:35:05 |
Israeli commandos intercept ship carrying hundreds of tons of flowers and unicorns bound for Hezbollah peace activists in
Lebanon
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Cowbell Hero |
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11/04/09 20:52:03 |
Ricki Lake: "I'm kind of a cougar." Rest of the world: "no, no you're not"
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Peeches |
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11/04/09 22:33:39 |
Actual headline: "How to market a dead celebrity tastefully". The secret is in getting exactly the right blend of herbs and
spices
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
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11/05/09 08:50:59 ModeCATor |
An Alabama mom is ordered to spend 90 days in jail for letting her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top
of her van. But since the court understands how hard it can be to ride with teenagers, she only has to serve five days
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