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UnextendedSubstance |
#5961 | |||
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Police asked why someone might have shot up his house: "They must be professional house shooters"
I immediately turned to the Classified section in the phone book. |
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NematodeGirl |
#5962 | |||
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Driver for brown fails to deliver the green, is now blue after getting the pink
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SinnerBob |
#5963 | |||
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Oldest American-made object ever discovered was manufactured in Oregon, 14,230 years before Wal-Mart outsourced it to Asia
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
#5964 | |||
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Last night I hit an elephant in my car. How he got in my car I'll never know
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DefinitelyBewildered |
#5965 | |||
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DefinitelyBewildered |
#5966 | |||
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New Mexico creative writing professors battle university for the right to pose with students on a
sadomasochism website
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Cowbell Hero |
#5967 | |||
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If you dress your child in camouflage, you are a bad parent
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Pineapple Willie |
#5968 | |||
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Parents should not "look down" on comics as they are just as good for children as reading
books, says the Best. Study. Ever
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BelleDameSansTetons |
#5969 | |||
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A former mayor can't get blind drunk and make lewd remarks to colleagues anymore? What kind of world
do we live in?
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ArkansasWonderBoy |
#5970 | |||
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Congratulations, Atlanta: Your city is the most toxic in the United States
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MistressOfEntropy |
#5971 | |||
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Boy who left Vietnam as a 5-year-old refugee crammed onto a fishing trawler returns 34 years
later with his own boat. FARK: As the commander of a U.S. Navy destroyer
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AtomicDog |
#5972 | |||
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Ayn Rand spotted walking back to her dorm with her head down & makeup a mess
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ElvisWearingABraOnHisHead |
#5973 | |||
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Luck O'the Irish: TSA wants tickets to match ID's, but ticket machines can only print "O'Donnel" as
"Odonnel", "O'Reilly" as "Oreilly" O'damn
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bakkushan |
#5974 | |||
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Today's "Man steals car to get to his arraignment on car theft charges. " brought to you by California
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AloysiusBear |
#5975 | |||
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Maryland is being overrun with mutant squirrels
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Cowbell Hero |
#5976 | |||
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Good news for tone-deaf wannabe musicians who can't carry a beat and have no real talent: Activision is working on "Drum
Hero" just for you, so you can know how if feels to be Dave Grohl, Ringo Starr, and Phil Collins
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Ubergato |
#5977 | |||
AtomicDog wrote: ....er....I am guessing Atlas Shrugged at her request that they move in together? |
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ChiliDogFoxtrot |
#5978 | |||
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Suicidal, gold-medal winning, former Naval Academy water polo star plunges 212 feet off the GWB into 55
degree water, survives, decides he wants to live, inexplicably swims towards New Jersey
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BananaOil |
#5979 | |||
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When searching for your dog, always look under car first before reaching underneath. That shadow might
really be an alligator instead
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eViL pOp TaRt |
#5980 | |||
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Bank robber had a banana in his pocket, was not happy to get arrested after leaving
his wallet on a bank counter
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